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If Ivory were here, his ears would be bleeding about now. She upended her drink on his head and stormed away. I couldn't help it, her reaction was everything he deserved. My shoulders shook with silent laughter, but I kept my head down.

2015-11-04 08:52:20

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"FUCKING BITCH!" I shouted as she walked away. God. And she fucked up my hair too. Wait...did he think- "/You/" I snapped at him. "How the fuck could you even know that /slut./"

2015-11-04 08:54:51

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What -- okay, I have several million problems with that. First off is the mind reading, second is the insult. The other six million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-eight are just him in general. He must be a devil. Fucking grand. "I barely even know you though, you tell me."

2015-11-04 08:58:02

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"Of course I'm a devil. You know /exactly/ who I'm talking about."

2015-11-04 09:01:09

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Why is it all the assholes get the superpower of extreme nosiness and decide to use it for evil? "I do, and if you call her that again you'll regret it."

2015-11-04 09:03:37

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"Why? Are you going to go all 'feminism' on me too?"

2015-11-04 09:04:43

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"No, it's not really my thing."

2015-11-04 09:04:55

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"Good, because it's a fucking joke."

2015-11-04 09:07:07

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"Why, because you think you're Satan's gift to women and they're all brainless fuck toys?"

2015-11-04 09:07:51

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"No, because it's 2016 and everyone has the same rights now."

2015-11-04 09:09:44

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"That literally /is/ feminism. They also have the right to not be drugged by rapists."

2015-11-04 09:10:49

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"I am /not/ a rapist!"

2015-11-04 09:13:30

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"You were about to try and have sex with a girl who would soon be unable to give proper or legal consent. That's rape."

2015-11-04 09:14:05

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"With her tits out like that she was begging for it."

2015-11-04 09:14:55

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"Wow, I didn't know you could hear the voices of women's breasts, you should probably get that checked out. What's that? Oh, right. Not verbal consent."

2015-11-04 09:16:13

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"Whatever, man. She was totally into me before you showed up."

2015-11-04 09:18:40

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"'Whatever', I don't doubt that you've done this at least ten times before at this point. I was here the entire time, but it seems like you were too busy using your x-ray vision on her shirt."

2015-11-04 09:19:55

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"I meant you interrupted our conversation."

2015-11-04 09:20:35

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"There was no conversation. There was a lot of intoxication about to happen, but that's all."

2015-11-04 09:21:03

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"Which is a great thing."

2015-11-04 09:21:19

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"It's one thing when it's voluntary and with people you trust. ...Jesus, I wish I could get drunk right now."

2015-11-04 09:21:54

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"If you want it so bad then why don't you just beg God to get rid of it. They're much more merciful than Satan."

2015-11-04 09:22:55

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"What the fuck are you on about?" I hadn't even turned around.

2015-11-04 09:24:04

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"I can sense you're an angel, you know Ivory, and won't look at me. I can narrow it down that you're Madison. Everyone knows about your situation. Word travels fast with my coworkers."

2015-11-04 09:25:08

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God/dammit/! I rubbed my knuckles against my forehead. "Well whoopdy-fucking-do for you. Great to know I'm a sideshow attraction now."

2015-11-04 09:27:23