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He went silent and stony until he got to the back room, at which point he kicked open a plastic box.

2015-11-03 09:03:37

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"Oh. Wait. You're serious. That's even better! She's /still/ pulling the wool over your eyes even after this. Fuck Satan, put me in the box! I wanna see how this plays out!"

2015-11-03 09:05:18

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He tossed him in and slammed the lid shut. "One more word and I really will not be able to control myself."

2015-11-03 09:07:39

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I couldn't stop laughing. This was great! This was better than bad movies!

2015-11-03 09:09:16

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He duct-taped it shut, just out of bitterness.

2015-11-03 09:10:49

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Later, Zane sat sulkily on the couch at his place, a bit worried. Ivory was /not/ impaired. That wasn't what it was.

Cale glanced over at him, sighed, then looked back to Lance. "Never thought it'd get to /him/ too."

2015-11-03 09:16:02

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Lance looked to Zane for a moment, drink in his hand. "Well, everyone has their limits." The ice clattered as he took a sip of Fireball whiskey.

2015-11-03 09:19:04

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"He's usually immune to ennui, though. Wonder what that devil guy said to him. ...also wonder if he can breathe in that box."

2015-11-03 09:20:03

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"It's literally Haybien. He enjoys getting under people's skin. No matter the cost."

2015-11-03 09:21:21

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"Even oxygen? Wow."

2015-11-03 09:22:08

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"I'm sure he's managed to figure out how to get out by now."

2015-11-03 09:22:44

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"Dunno, duct tape's some powerful stuff,"

2015-11-03 09:23:25

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"Ivory is from the south. That's literally the first thing she learned to get out of. It's not that hard."

2015-11-03 09:24:47

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"Before her diaper? South kids are badass. Dammit, and here I was hoping he hadn't gotten loose yet."

2015-11-03 09:25:51

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"That's because they ride gators all day-Don't tell her I said that. If anything, he's probably out looking for hair gel or other grooming products."

2015-11-03 09:27:44

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"Hopefully to suffocate himself with."

2015-11-03 09:28:04

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"One can hope, at least."

2015-11-03 09:28:37

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"How'd he get there to start with, though?"

2015-11-03 09:29:00

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"Satan likes to keep things in bottles." He took a drink, and made a face for a moment as the alcohol and cinnamon burned his throat. "They more than likely just left him there just because."

2015-11-03 09:30:46

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"Great. They do too much of that." He sipped his beverage of choice, a Rob Roy.

2015-11-03 09:33:05

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"It's the Ruler of the darkest parts of ourselves. I think it comes with the job title."

2015-11-03 09:33:45

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"Both of 'em, I mean."

2015-11-03 09:34:22

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"...Well, it still fits."

2015-11-03 09:35:01

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"Yeah, pretty much. Man, I'm glad I'm polytheistic."

2015-11-03 09:35:44

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"Same."

2015-11-03 09:36:09