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"He's the only one of your devils I can tolerate, I'm not losing a gem like that."

2015-11-03 07:51:53

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"...I can't argue with that logic, they all have some personalities to them I don't like."

2015-11-03 07:53:09

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"Exactly, and he can be nice on occasion. .../fine/, but I'm keeping an eye on him." They pressed their hand to the bottle again, then turned towards the door.

2015-11-03 07:54:09

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"Which one?" She grinned before she followed them out.

2015-11-03 07:55:34

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"Since I have nothing better to be doing, all of them."

2015-11-03 07:56:40

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"Too many. Lose them all."

I looked up from where I was sitting. They were gone? FREEDOM! Using my body weight, I threw myself against the glass until it knocked over.

2015-11-03 08:01:33

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Zane was carrying a new shipment of Oreos to the snack aisle when he caught motion out of the corner of his eye. ...a bottle. Odd. Did it just fall over? ...no, he must be imagining things. Did they sell bottles on chokers here?

2015-11-03 08:07:22

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Yes, Yes! I started to walk to make the jar roll. Okay, so maybe I /was/ a hamster. Wait. Zane? ABORT! ABORT!

2015-11-03 08:08:54

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Maybe it was from the accessory aisle. It definitely didn't belong with the juice. He set the box aside and went to pick it up just as it began to roll away from him. ...what...

2015-11-03 08:11:01

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SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! NO, PUT ME DOWN! "Fuck off!" I screamed. Probably couldn't understand me, but either way, put me down!

2015-11-03 08:12:51

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There was a small noise from inside and he lifted it to his face, peering inside. His eyes widened. "...uh....are you real?"

2015-11-03 08:15:10

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FUCK YOU! OFF COURSE I'M REAL! I only flipped him off.

2015-11-03 08:16:05

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He frowned. "It is you. That is not polite, do not do that. How are you so small?"

2015-11-03 08:16:53

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I just looked at him. Did he really expect to understand the answer?

2015-11-03 08:19:32

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"....." He pulled the cap off of the bottle.

2015-11-03 08:21:08

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Yes. Yes. Work with me tall man. That's it! Once the cap was gone, I climbed out the top, fell to the floor, and returned to my normal size. Face first on the ground.

2015-11-03 08:23:03

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Zane stared at him for a moment before planting a foot on his back. "I get the feeling you were supposed to stay /inside/ the bottle."

2015-11-03 08:24:53

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..Why? This shirt is cry clean only. With Arerose's tears. "Maybe. Too late now."

2015-11-03 08:26:13

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"I could probably jam you back inside."

2015-11-03 08:29:52

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"I swear to Satan whatever-the-fuck-pronouns-or-form-Satan-is-using-self that I will break it."

2015-11-03 08:33:11

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"...we also have plastic boxes in the back."

2015-11-03 08:34:11

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"I will be gone before you get one."

2015-11-03 08:34:41

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"Do you realize how easily I could carry you?"

2015-11-03 08:35:06

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"I'm not Ivory."

2015-11-03 08:35:30

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"Despite that glaring fact."

2015-11-03 08:35:53